drunktrophywife:

I wish tumblr was like survivor and we could vote people off the island

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

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cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”